Top 10 Reasons you didn’t have a date for the prom
10. Wearing the leftovers of your meatball sub on your t-shirt all day probably didn’t get you any points
9. Contrary to popular belief, girls don’t dig it when you shoot milk out your nose
8. Picking the lint out of your belly button in math class didn’t help
7. Digging for boogies with that stinky belly button finger didn’t help you with your cause either
6. Is there a reason why you must hawk loogies ALL the time
5. It’s ok to adjust your no no’s, but try not lifting your leg when you do it
4. Dude, you look in the mirror? Your kinda homely
3. All you talk about is your mom and your cats
2. A size 40 pant is not just a nice round number
1. Dude? You were just singing the theme song to fame?
